Brandon Wood

Brandon Wood
Brandon Wood, also known as the Electronicfag, is a 16 year old bust-champion known for his possession of the Holy Onahole. He lives in Louisvillage, Waffle House. One of his famous attributes is his prostitution fetish, which entails with him cuckishly stealing money from his parents and giving them to filthy cam whores. He is also a pedophile. In effect, Alec is disgusted with this, as Alec is a kissless virgin who doesn't even know what porn is..

He spams picture of his ass every night and is tempting me to fuck his plump asshole.

Music Taste
As previously stated, Brandon is an Electronicfag. Also objectively has one of the worst music tastes known to the 21st century. He hates guitars because he has Aspergers and can't stand the high-pitched squeal guitars make when switching chords. The only music with guitars he can handle is Post-Rock (the most pretentious genre, very fitting) because the songs are always way too fucking long. Brandon enjoys songs that are way too fucking long.

Brandon's recs are terrible. It's always horribly produced, bland, and pretentious electronic music.

Raccoon Brandon
Late at night, when you think it's safe, and you start to drift to sleep... there's someone still awake. IT is watching you. IT will find you.

At night, the rare Raccoon Brandon emerges. Raccoon Brandon is the culmination of all rabies.

Legends say Raccoon Brandon's origins come from a dumpster tucked away in Louisvillage. Brandon's mother threw away his Money Store vinyl after she saw the tiddy on the cover. Late at night, Brandon clawed and clawed through the dumpster but could not find the vinyl. He was eventually overcome with madness and transformed into a raccoon. Brandon has still not completely subdued the monster inside of him, and it wakes up as the moon rises to have it's way.

Music Career
Brandon actually creates music, as well. His music is on Soundcloud, Bandcamp, Pandora, and Tidal. He creates a variety of different types of music including Drum and Bass and IDM. Brandon's music is most notable for it's Racing Game aesthetic. He has done many soundtracks for racing games and plans to do more in the future. One of Brandon's most famous songs is for the critically acclaimed 2002 gamecube game, Drome Racers (see the video on the right).

Literally listens to the sounds that transformers make when they shift from car to robot on loop