Matthew

Matthew Lane Davis, the legend himself. This god among men was born on March 4, 2003 in Tupelo, MS hospital to parents Jerry Davis and Pamela Davis. From a very young age it was apparent that Matthew might have some sort of mental challenges in his life, as when he was four he had to go to the doctor because he had lodged a pencil eraser in his nose. From a young age he appeared to take after his older brother, but thankfully did not continue to as he would not be the god he is today. While his brother was not much a sippy cup man, Matthew remained on one until his mother sent him to school with it one day. The bullying by his peers that ensued traumatized him into never drinking from one again. He continued through his years, struggling through school until he was placed in a special ed program. He currently goes to Burnsville Middle School, the campus where he has spent most of his years of his life. He spends the majority of his life playing Grand Theft Auto 5 on the Playstation 4 and doing general "redneck" things. His attire is a blend of traditional southern camouflage and "nigger" accessories. Although being born in 2003, he is also surprisingly technologically illiterate.

Memorable quotes -

"I'm hot weather."

"Samuel!"

"That's gay."